My Jokes...

Wigs

 Daughter: Mom, I heard about a girl who showered every day, and by the time she was your age she was bald!

 Mom: Yeah, well a lot of people shower every day.

 Daughter: I didn't know so many people wear wigs!!

They're Ruined!

 Nancy: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I stepped on your art while it was drying...

 Becca: That's awful!!

Nancy: Yeah, my socks are totally ruined!


Temper

Joe: In Sunday School we learned "A fool is quick tempered but a wise man stays calm when insulted."

Thomas: Are you saying my dad's a fool?!

Joe: Why?

Thomas: 'Cause he sure got mad quick when he found out I sold my little sister to the next door neighbours!

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